Pot calling the kettle black.

Following my post three months ago, more Met-bashing by the Evening Standard.

Tube to Tottenham Court Road. Middle aged man opposite me is picking his bald head and eating the scabs.

It’s almost 1am and I’m at a bus stop near Trafalgar Square, waiting for the N87 home. This fat guy in a white polo shirt is stuffing his face with prawn flavour Pringles. I mean literally tipping his head back and pouring them into his mouth from the tube like a drink and chewing them up while they spray out from his fat pudgy lips. People are so unattractive when they’re drunk.

I’m waiting for a train to Waterloo. The guy sat to me is eating a yogurt using a folded train ticket as a scoop.

Check out this guy’s flamboyant moustache on the London Underground.

Soho Square, central London.

Cycling is probably the best way to get around London.

View of St. Paul’s Cathedral from Bankside.

On Stamford Street, Waterloo, London SE1.

Very decadent strawberries and cream… and lots of it!

Borough Market, London SE1.

I quite like this cake tree, but the stall vendor hated it and was bemused at my interest in it!

Borough Market, London SE1.

A scallop awaiting its fate.

Borough Market, London SE1.

Lavender! Come who will buy!

Borough Market, London SE1.

Asparagus is in season!

Borough Market, London SE1.