The National Film Theatre, viewed from Waterloo bridge.

The Oxo Tower. From Waterloo bridge.

Atmospheric corner, near Trafalgar Square.

Quaint little street, with two pubs. Leads to Villiers Street Arches, where Heaven, London’s biggest gay club is to be found.

Cosy pub entrance! Just by Westminster bridge/Parliament Square.

Crowd on the South Bank. Merry smiles on a freezing cold day.

View of St. Paul’s cathedral, Tower 42, and the Gherkin, from Waterloo bridge.

One of the old Routemaster London buses. Taken near Trafalgar Square.

A tat-stand. Tourists obviously buy this crap in spadefuls.

River Thames, shot through a sculpture plinth on the South Bank, near the London Eye.

Pot calling the kettle black.

Following my post three months ago, more Met-bashing by the Evening Standard.

Tube to Tottenham Court Road. Middle aged man opposite me is picking his bald head and eating the scabs.

It’s almost 1am and I’m at a bus stop near Trafalgar Square, waiting for the N87 home. This fat guy in a white polo shirt is stuffing his face with prawn flavour Pringles. I mean literally tipping his head back and pouring them into his mouth from the tube like a drink and chewing them up while they spray out from his fat pudgy lips. People are so unattractive when they’re drunk.

I’m waiting for a train to Waterloo. The guy sat to me is eating a yogurt using a folded train ticket as a scoop.